We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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