....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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