thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
