with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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