I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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