It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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