Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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