i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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