I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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