His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I am mentally ready for anal.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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