i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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