Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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