kristin has been a bad kristin
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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