her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
