I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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