There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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