you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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