so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
