Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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