so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Two words: nipple clamps
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