what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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