We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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