Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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