so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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