would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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