belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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