my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
