it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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