Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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