butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Mom said you looked used
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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