he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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