My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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