i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Sorry about my life...
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