Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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