fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think my moral compass just broke
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
