She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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