Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i've created a new STD.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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