Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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