From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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