So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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