so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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