so that wasnt chicken after all
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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