Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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