his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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