I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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