SEEEEXXX PLEASE
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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