Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He did a backflip because drugs
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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