You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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