I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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