Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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