im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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